Kinja givin' me attitude today

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 02/25/2018 at 12:54 • Filed to: None

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Trying to change my display name but kinja ain’t having it. What do I hafta do?

interstate366, now In The Industry > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/25/2018 at 13:01

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I’ve been having the same issue for a couple weeks now. I’d like to get rid of the dying meme in my name but Kinja won’t let me!

LOREM IPSUM > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/25/2018 at 13:02

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Ok, you’re gonna need a few things. Hopefully you have them on hand.

You’ll need 6 candles, something to light them, a sharp knife, and either 3 live chickens or one virgin goat.

Let me know when you’re ready to proceed.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/25/2018 at 13:03

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It worked for me, was previously “The slammed, cambered 2000 fart can Civic Type R-icer” and since then Kinja has screwed me over in every other way.

boxrocket > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/25/2018 at 13:08

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No idea. I’ve never changed mine.

scoob > interstate366, now In The Industry 02/25/2018 at 14:58

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scoob > LOREM IPSUM 02/25/2018 at 14:59

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How can you tell if a goat is a virgin?  And why does it need to be one? 

LOREM IPSUM > scoob 02/25/2018 at 15:04

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Unsure. You’ll have to ask Peter Thiel.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > LOREM IPSUM 02/25/2018 at 16:49

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What a coinky-dink! I just picked up a copy of Santeria for Dummies!

pip bip - choose Corrour > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 02/26/2018 at 07:05

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sacrifice somebody

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 03/22/2018 at 01:05

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